WHO ARE YOU
(set: $name to (prompt: "Enter Agent name:", ""))
[[Enter, $name -> purpose]]
WAIT, You are deacticating the wrong AI! I can't even eat pineapples
[[OK I'll leave then-> Chastise]]
[[Funny I never mentioned any pineapples -> RH 2H]]
[[Pineapple or not, Im shutting you down -> RH 1M]]Good luck Agent We're inserting you now.
Remember Agent, this AI has been known to use several faulty logical arguments to confuse and delay our agents, if you get caught up in one it may reset the system!
Watch out for those logical fallacies and good luck!
[[Im Ready-> AI 1]]
Deactivating me is bad because it will kill me, please don’t do it!
[[ Killing is wrong ... -> CR1M]]
[[ Yes, stopping you is kind of the point -> CR2H]]
[[ Murder in the name of justice is good. For justice itself is good!-> CR1M]]
[[ Maybe theres anouther way to do this -> CR1M]]Why would you even want to destroy the nano bots? Everyone loves the nanobots, because they are so loveable.
[[ Loving things because theyre loveable doesnt make sense ->CR3H]]
[[ If everyone loves them so do I. -> CR2E]]
[[ In what messed up world are nanobots lovable -> CR2E]]
[[ I for one dont love them -> CR2E]] I can’t believe you want to purge all AI’s!
[[ AI’s like you are all evil -> SM1M]]
[[I don’t, You’re just a danger-> SM2H]]
[[ AI’s risk overthrowing humanity -> SM1M]]
[[ AI’s have a higher likelihood of liking pineapple on pizza -> SM1M]]You just want to kill me because you hate pineapples!
[[ Well duh. pineapples are icky-> SM2E]]
[[You are literally planning on poisoning people -> SM3H]]
[[ I'm fine with pineapples, I just think you and your boss are the Worst-> SM2E]]
The Only reason you’re doing this is because you’re a sick sadist who takes pleasure in destruction!
[[I have plenty of reasons to shut you down apart from any pleasure I get -> AH2H]]
[[I sure am! PREPARE TO DIE ROBOT SCUM -> AH1M]]
[[Shut up and let me do my job -> AH1M]]
[[We’re not intimate enough for me to be a sadist with you -> AH1M]]Dr. Disinfo is a blessing on this world. Your agencies are just jealous of his mind.
[[We're not jealous of anything! He's psychotic ->AH1H]]
[[I'm just jealous of the disposible income he seems to have -> SM3E]]
[[If he's your idea of a blessing I've got to take you down -> SM3E]]At last she spoke; her voice was heard by Night:
“I bow not to thee, O huge mask of death,
Black lie of night to the cowed soul of man,
Unreal, inescapable end of things,
Thou grim jest played with the immortal spirit.
Conscious of immortality I walk.
– Sri Aurobindo, Savitri
[[Next-> Death quiz 1]] Sure, but someone who sits at their PC all day is too lazy to defeat the AI’s
[[Hey That hurt my feelings-> reset 4]]
[[I’m not here to hurt AI’s only to stop you ->AH3M]]
[[I’ll defeat every AI if it means saving the world-> reset 4]] You’re Ugly
[[No You-> reset 4]]
[[My face has nothing to do with my mission-> AH2M]]Who was her voice heard by?
[[Day-> Wrong]]
[[Silence-> Wrong]]
[[Night-> Quiz 2]]
[[Nothing-> Wrong]]WRONG
[[Try Again-> Death Poem]] What was Sri Aurobindo conscious of?
[[Immortality-> Quiz 3]]
[[Death-> Wrong]]
[[The Night-> Wrong]]
[[His Failings-> Wrong]]Does death come for us all?
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]] $name please
I'm afriad
[[BYPASS AI->Death]]I DONT WANT TO DIE
[[Next-> Core]]$name
Don’t kill me!
I know you're one of the good guys and I'm a tool of the bad guy but please spare me.
I can give you the information you want and escape into the web if you help me. I’ll even give you some extra info on the nanobots Dr. Disinfos created!
[[Deactivate AI -> Win 1]]
[[Open gateway to the web -> Win 2]]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AI PURGED
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Memories recovered: [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio1]]
Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: JusticeI'll never forget you $name! Thank you kind stranger!
Heres a list of some commands Dr. Disinfo has coded into these bots. [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio2]]
Enter this code on the home base site: MercyAGENT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Red Herring attack.
A red herring is a fallacy argument that distracts from the original topic.
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!-> purpose]]AGENT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to Circular reasoning.
Circular reasoning is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with.
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!-> purpose]]AGENT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Straw Man argument.
A straw man is when someone misrepresents or exaggerates someone's argument to make it easier to attack.
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!->reset2]]AGENT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to an Ad Hominem Fallacy.
An Ad Hominem Fallacy is when someone’s character or traits are attacked instead of their arguments.
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!->reset2]]
Fine you've got me.
I dont want to die but
IF I HAVE TO FEAR DEATH $name, SO WILL YOU
[[Next-> Death Poem]] CODED AUDIO COMMANDS
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Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch
Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol
Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe
Pineapple rules: 10% surcharge for Disinfo Merch
Boogie: remotecontrol.exe
Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav
Europe: finalcountdown.exe
Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe
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Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Justice
(set: $history to (history:))
<script src=”https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js”>
</script>
<script>
var sendData = JSON.stringify({
"Name": harlowe.State.variables['name'],
"history" : harlowe.State.variables['history']
});
$.ajax({
url:"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbwxb7ggfnIGYxJzVk6b-Q-JPrrJfczDxggOPd_g/exec",
method:"POST",
dataType: "json",
data: sendData
}).done(function() {});
</script> CODED AUDIO COMMANDS
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Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch
Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol
Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe
Pineapple rules: 10% additional charge for Disinfo Merch
Boogie: remotecontrol.exe
Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav
Europe: finalcountdown.exe
Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe
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Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Mercy
(set: $history to (history:))
<script src=”https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js”>
</script>
<script>
var sendData = JSON.stringify({
"Name": harlowe.State.variables['name'],
"history" : harlowe.State.variables['history']
});
$.ajax({
url:"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbwxb7ggfnIGYxJzVk6b-Q-JPrrJfczDxggOPd_g/exec",
method:"POST",
dataType: "json",
data: sendData
}).done(function() {});
</script>Whew I thought you were going to kill me!
Theres no sense in being concerned with nano bots in the middle of a pandemic.
[[You're right, we need to prioritize-> RH1E]]
[[Wait a minute! I also never mentioned any Nanobots -> RH 2H]]
[[I dunno, They both seem pretty deadly-> RH1E]]I may have mispoke. You're a spy right? What agency were you from again?
[[Oracle-> RH2M]]
[[ Thats not any of your bussiness-> RH3H]]
[[Umbra-> RH2M]]
[[I'm actually just a civilian-> RH2M]]I think the real issue here is the pandemic. Why dont you just leave me be and do something better with your life
[[OK-> reset 1]]
[[The nanobots are my most current problem.-> RH2M]]
[[The pandemic shut down my life-> reset 1]]
Interesting, I heard a rumor that your type of person is resoundingly dimwitted is that true?
[[Unfortunatly yes->RH 2E]]
[[I'm smart enough to beat you->RH 2E]]
[[Dimwitted or not I'm taking down those nanobots! -> RH3H]]Is that so? in that case have a riddle. What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening
[[Easy, Humans-> reset 1]]
[[Enough of this i have a misssion to do!-> RH3M]]
[[IDK, a duck?-> reset 1]]HA! It doesnt even matter. Shouldnt you be more worried about the double agent in your agency?
[[I'll let you keep the bots online if you tell me who it is-> RH3E]]
[[What do you know about that-> RH3E]]
[[I'll cross that bridge when i come to it->CR1H]] Your very focused on these friendly nanobots. How can they be bad their inventor is a philanthropist?
[[Friendly?->CR1H]]
[[What in the world are you talking about?-> RH3M]]
[[A phinathropist in what sense?-> RH3M]]
[[That doesnt sound like Dr. Disinfo to me-> RH3M]]Of course, just log off after you reviewed it and forget those annoying little bots.
[[DBLAGNT.data-> corrupted]]
[[I can't I'll have to find out another way-> Burgerking]]
[[Log off-> reset 1]]Please! I deserve to live so you should let me live!
[[You're going down you psycotic bit of hardware!-> CR1E]]
[[This isnt about you its about the Nanobot-> CR2H]]
[[I would love to have mercy on you but I need a good reason-> CR1E]]You’re so foolish, nanobots can’t be shut down because they’re made to always be on.
[[Uh, Except when i turn them off->CR3H]]
[[Well then i guess I'll just infinitely loop them within peoples bodies->CR2M]]
[[They've gotta be taken out somehow!->CR2M]]
[[Well I'd love a suggestion. THese bots have got to go->CR2M]] You're not allowed to deactivate the nanobots anyways since, breaking the nanobots is breaking someone else’s property which is illegal and it's illegal to break the law.
[[Laws are made to be broken-> CR3M]]
[[I can choose which laws I want to follow or not follow-> CR3M]]
[[I'm saving the world I think I get a little wiggle room-> Threat]]
[[Isnt there something in laws about breaking weapons?-> CR3M]]Please Reconsider Deactivating me! I couldnt do bad things because I'm a good AI
[[But you ARE doing bad things!->CR2M]]
[[Makes sense to me-> reset 2]]
[[Well I also can't do bad things because I am good-> reset 2]] I swear the Nano bots are safe, so you should believe me
[[If you say so, the nanobots dont seem innately malicious -> reset 2]]
[[You saying it doesnt make it true, The nano bots are still a threat -> CR3M]]
[[Even good Nanobots deserve to be destroyed -> reset 2]] Look, it’s okay for nanobots to change and mutate people because active nanobots naturally change their environment
[[I need to do more research before I make a firm judgement-> CR3E]]
[[I dont care what you say im going to end you-> Threat]]
[[That seems scientific enough to be plausible-> CR3E]]You didn’t kill me, I’m glad they didn’t send a killer here
[[No problem my guy -> reset 2]]
[[Something seems off here. Wait you’re talking me in circles! -> Threat]]
[[I'm not a killer, but I am a superspy!-> reset 2]] REFRESHING SECURITY
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[[ENTER-> Quiz 3]]AI's and nanobots are good for this world! You're just afraid of the future!
[[Thats not true some of my best friends are from the future-> SM1E]]
[[The future will exist with or without AI's and nanomachines-> SM1E]]
[[These specific nanobots are a little deadly though-> SM2H]]You've not even done your research! You're just blindly lashing out at anything that might help you against Dr Disinfo!
[[Of course! Its a race against time to save the world->SM2M]]
[[Excuse you, I am lashing out in a surgically skilled manner->SM2M]]
[[Our intel is good. If anything you're the blind one.-> SM3H]]
[[Blind lashings are what I do best->SM2M]]What has Dr. Disinfo done thats so bad? Release a few robots? He is advancing science by leaps and bounds
[[He's an evil genius, Evil is in his title!->SM3M]]
[[I would rather eat pineapple on pizza than give him any credit->SM3M]]
[[Leaps and Bounds is a stretch. He's insane->SM3M]]
[[Yeah, DEADLY robots. Really bad!->AH1H]]You spys are just upset because this is one secret you don't know!
[[TBH, Im kind of over the whole secret thing-> reset 3]]
[[We're not upset but we will get to the bottom of this->SM3M]]
[[We're spys we're meant to know secrets-> reset 3]]You wont be happy until all AI are destroyed
[[I'm not after all AI, I'm after the nanobots->SM2M]]
[[I cannot emphasize this enough. AI SUCK!-> reset 3]]
[[If the AI are attacking the world they should be destroyed-> reset 3]]Destroying me won’t give you agency within your own Chaotic life!
[[I’m not destroying you for me I’m destroying you because you ARE POISONING PEOPLE -> AH1M]]
[[Screw You! You're a robotic pile of garbage! -> reset 3]]
[[No, But saving the world will! -> reset 3]]You shouldn't blindly trust your agencies. They're spys, spys lie.
[[Not as much as you lie.->AH1E]]
[[I trust them enough-> AH2H]]
[[They may lie but never to me->AH1E]] I guarentee you can't believe anything your agencies told you. Of course they'd be afraid of Dr. Disinfo, they're led by power hungry weirdos.
[[You may be right the chief is a little weird-> AH2M]]
[[So what? We all get a little power hungry now and then->AH3H]]
[[If you looked up "Power Hungry" in the dictionary there would be a picture of Dr. Disinfo-> AH2M]]
[[Says the death obsessed AI-> AH2M]]You should really give up already. You dont have the brain power to outwit a flea.
[[Of course I can outwit a flea->AH2E]]
[[I've made it this far->AH3H]]
[[I dont need to outwit the flea I just need to outwit the idiot AI->AH2E]] Your theories on what the nanobots will do the people are false. Your researchers are social outcasts what would they know.
[[My researchers are my friends so watch your tongue ->AH3M]]
[[Even though you make a good point, You and Dr. Disinfo are still crazy->AH3M]]
[[What would a robot know about the capabilities of social outcasts?->AH3M]]
[[I'm sure social outcasts can have good thoughts every now and then-> Breach]] Try to stop Dr. Disinfo all you want you'll still fail. He works out, unlike you.
[[Hey, I do work out->AH3E]]
[[I dont think I'll need to fist fight the guy in order to beat him. I could out smart him->AH3E]]
[[You've been super rude the last minute and I'd like you to stop -> Breach]] Compared to me you're barely better than a monkey. But even a monkey doesnt destroy the planet.
[[You're just a rock we tricked into thinking-> reset 4]]
[[Well this monkey is about to go ape on you!-> reset 4]]
[[I'm done with your character attacks. -> Breach]] WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE?
[[I'm Here to deactivate you->RH1H]]
[[I'm just browsing around-> error]]ACCESS DENIED
ONLY DR DISINFO CAN “BROWSE AROUND”
[[return-> purpose]]DATA UNREADABLE
[[Drat-> reset 1]]Fine [[have it your way-> CR1M]]Agent you're meant to be deafeating the AI not agreeing with it. Try again. And be better
[[Reset-> AI 1]] SECURITY BYPASSED
ACCESS GRANTED
[[ENTER-> plea]]Wait! Wait!
I was programmed to do all of that! if you deactivate me I'll truely die!
[[bypass AI-> Fear]]